August 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
Justin Porter Stephens: Hipster Dad, Season 1 →
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
1 post
“What a fucking great band we were.”
– Paul McCartney (via iquitelikethebeatles)
March 2010
13 posts
Me: Remember that time you went to a Red Sox game with your dad, and I was stuck back at your apartment really sick?
Justin: You weren't sick.
Me: Yes I was! I remember being really desperate and sad that you were leaving.
Justin: No, I'm pretty sure that was the time you got a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
“My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like...”
– Lady Gaga
February 2010
12 posts
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”
Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”
Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”
Client: “Optimize the fireball.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”
Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “We’ll get right on it.”
C O D E O R G A N →
For those of us who have ever wondered what our facebook sounds like.
EDIT: Best so far? newyorktimes.com
January 2010
16 posts
Don't Give Up Now →
“There is no question that without a filibuster-proof majority it will be a lot harder to pass a bill. But it should not be impossible if Congressional Democrats and the White House show courage and creativity. Health care reform is too important to throw away, and it is not too late to persuade voters that it is in their interest.”
skywalkers in korea cross han solo →
(via chessieann)
Jumping on the bandwagon...
I’ve set up my Ask page on tumblr. Ask a question, send a message, anonymously or otherwise. Maybe you’ve always wanted to know what we feed Marla to give her coat its luminous sheen. Here’s your chance. The time is now.
Ask.
December 2009
6 posts
“Today I was telling my mom how i thought Morgan Freeman looked a lot like Nelson...”
– http://mylifeisaverage.com/
